Pokemon Cum Review

Anyone who was a fan of the original Pokémon game and cartoon will remember the female characters being something of a precursor to erotic Hentai porn and Pokémon Cum takes this a stage further. A parody game, Pokémon Cum allows you to mix the ability to collect and train your monsters whilst having sex with pretty much any character you find.

The girl trainers are sexy and seemingly always horny and all of the male characters are more well-hung than a mandingo. Gameplay is a mixture of the familiar collect, train and battle scenarios you will be familiar with but with plenty of sex thrown in. Not only can you get it on with any of the games characters but, for a fee, you can also interact with other real-life players.

The result is a pleasing retro throwback with hardcore Hentai sex.

Pokémon Cum: Getting Started

Pokémon Cum offers a few styles of game play; Safe for Work (SFW), erotic and hardcore. You will be asked quite a few questions about what kind of game play that you want to experience including which characters you want to have sex, whether you are old enough and if you are happy to experience hardcore, aggressive sex scenes.

The interface should then performs a compatibility check based on the browser and operating systems you are using and confirm whether the game will work with your platform.

Next, you will need to accept the terms of free play (where you can have sex with all characters for free but you must pay for VIP status to interact with other real players).

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All of the characters are cock-hungry and ready to go.

And here is where you need to part with some personal information.

The server detects the geographical location you are accessing the site from and determines whether you are required to prove your age in order to access the game (we haven’t found any location where this next stage doesn’t happen).

The verification process requires you to provide credit card information. Whilst access to the site is free, there are some things to be aware of when providing these details (see below).

Once you’ve done that you can start to play.

Pokémon Cum: Game Play

You start the game as Ash Ketchum and get to explore the classic realm as remembered from the original series. Pikachu comes along for the ride and brings along his own Poké balls.

Interacting with characters and other players (if you have VIP membership) is easy and is loosely based on the cartoon in terms of animation with elements of the original game series for navigation.

The game is populated by characters you will recognize from the original Pokémon games including Umberon, Goodra, Dawn and Vaporean. The only difference is that these creatures are all sex-crazed little perverts who will have sex at the drop of a hat.

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Training in Pokemon was never this much fun with Nintendo

Pokémon Cum has multiple zones and a recent patch has increased the number of characters as well as fixing a couple of bugs that were evident on mobiles.

Scenes are diverse and include a variety of positions, making the best use of the characters oversize phalluses for maximum impact. And, if you are getting busy with another real-life player then there are additional ways to interact and customise your experience.

The makers of Pokémon Cum report that they have over a million users registered for this game though how many are actively using it is unknown. But with even a small proportion of this amount of people using the service, there should be plenty of potential to enhance the game play by being able to interact with other players.

Ultimately, there are two ways to enjoy playing this game; by completing as much of your journey as possible, collecting Pokémon and winning battles or fucking as many characters as possible. The two aims are compatible but we would certainly recommend exploring as much of this realm as possible.

Pokémon Cum: Price

Playing the base Pokémon Cum game is 100% free and you are only required to enter your credit card details to verify that you are over the age of 18. However, there are a couple of things to remember.

VIP membership to the game is not free and without this status you have a limited version of the game play available to you. For instance, you cannot have sex and interact with any real-life players, only the games automated characters.

When you initially enter your credit card details you will be automatically opted in to a free 2-day trial with FreeExtremeGames which, if you don’t cancel before the end of the trial period, will be automatically charged to your credit card at a rate of $39.95 per month

The free trial offers access to a whole library of additional content including hardcore 3D cartoon content, arcade games and other HD adult videos. You are also opted in for the bonus memberships with EroticDVDsOnline and XXXHDVault – each of these services are also charged with monthly membership fees.

The choice is yours as to whether you want to continue paying for this additional content but if you don’t want to be automatically billed then it is advised that you opt out on sign up and ensure that you send an immediate cancellation once you have verified your age.

Pokémon: Other Parody Games

If you are looking for other sex parody variations of the classic Pokémon game then you may find PokéHerMonCum or PokHer Cum coming up in search engines but this interface simply takes you to the same sign-up as Pokémon Cum.

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Don’t remember Ash getting this much pussy in the original? Might be why you stopped playing it in your teens.

However, there is another game on the market called Pokémon: Cock Edition which is available for the GameBoy and Gameboy Color. Based on the original Red/Blue version of this much-loved game, the Cock edition is a rom hack and is extremely amusing and quite playable but ultimately has poor graphics.

There are some low-rent games available which might keep you entertained for about five minutes that are loosely based on Pokémon, including:

Featured image via FreeAdultGames.

Staff Writer

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