45 Kinky Hotel Rooms For Sexy Getaways

Bored of planning the same ole’ romantic fairy tale getaways?

A kinky weekend away shouldn’t have to be the same as going on vacation with your folks or the kids.

We wanted to know what kind of hotels offered an adult break with a sexy edge… and boy, we were not disappointed!

From fantasy themed sex hotels to those that include sex swings, mirrored ceilings and erotic accessories. Hell, there are even kinky resorts and holiday destinations designed exclusively for libertines, fetish fans and kinksters. One thing’s for absolute sure, the following 45 getaway kinky hotel rooms are anything but vanilla!

So, in this Kinky Hotels Near Me Guide, we swap the picturesque charm of country hotels and idyllic spa weekends for kinky breaks and hotel rooms.

Perfect for those couples who REALLY want to get their freak on!

The Thrill of Sexy Getaways

Psychologists tend to agree that sex away from home can be more intense and exciting which is why so many couples love the idea of a naughty getaway.

For some, it’s a way to escape the drudgery of homelife where our sex lives can end up taking a back seat to the demands of kids, work and a busy social life.

Getting away from it all whether just for a weekend or for a fortnight is a great way for couples to bond and can also strengthen your relationship.

And holiday sex is a huge part of that.

Away from our regular homelife, we become more adventurous, more confident and less inhibited – all of which makes for an explosive recipe when it comes to bedroom activities.

In short, sex in any old hotel is exciting but we wanted to know what happens if you notch this idea up a little.

What about if you specifically booked a getaway to a hotel, cruise ship or resort that was solely designed to enhance your sex life?

From fantasy hotel rooms in North America and swinger’s resorts across Europe to love hotels in Asia and sexy wife-swapping cruises we’ve checked out ALL of the best options if you want to liberate your love life.

A List of Kinky Hotel Rooms

Defining ‘kinky’ is pretty difficult to do.

For some people, a themed hotel room based around fantasy locations like an Ice Cave or Jungle is enough to float their boats.

Others might be satisfied with a mirrored ceiling and a hot tub.

Whilst some people might only feel that their fetish fantasies have been fulfilled if there’s a St. Andrew’s Cross and some whips and leather thrown in.

We’ve tried to cover a whole range of choices in this feature and whilst some of these hotel rooms won’t tick your boxes, we feel sure there is something for everyone on our list.

North America

We kick off with the United States and take a look at what kinky hotels you can find in the Land of Opportunity and The Great White North.

Dungeon East (California)

Downtown Los Angeles, California

https://dtladungeon.com/

This open-plan 1,400 sq ft studio space is the ultimate staycation for BDSM fans and features custom furniture including cages, swings, benches and a bespoke St. Andrew’s Cross.

This is a high-end and modern dungeon which oozes upscale luxury so its no wonder that Dungeon East has been used in as a set for shoots with Kink, Evil Angels and even for some music videos.

You too could join the ranks of the elite with a naughty getaway to this fetish filled studio.

Complete with Femdom Art Gallery, fetish magazines and a huge range of toys and accessories to play with, you’ll definitely find your inner kink here.

From floggers, CBT equipment and sensation play to corporal punishment aids, gags and feminization kit there’s no excuse for not having the adventure of your life.

Located in the Arts District of Los Angeles, the address is only confirmed to those with a fully paid up booking. Guests also have access to their own kitchenette and lobby.

Andaz Hyatt (California)

600 F Street, San Diego, California 92101

www.hyatt.com/en-US/hotel/california/andaz-san-diego/sanas

Hyatt hotels might not typically scream kinky getaway but this modern and elegant venue in the Gaslamp Quarter of San Diego is particularly naughty.

With its cheeky artwork on the walls and mirrored ceilings in the living room, you instantly get the idea that the Andaz Star Suite might expect a little more effort from its guests.

Including a full bar, spacious living area plus de-luxe glass walled wet room complete with a deep soak bath and shower for two, the suite is chic as well as kinky.

In all there is more than 1200 sq ft of space and guests can either choose between king size bunk beds or take advantage of the ‘spare’ king bed in the second bathroom.

The Victorian Mansion (California)

326 Bell Street, Los Alamos, California 93440

www.thevick.com

Our next choice in California takes us to Los Alamos in Santa Barbara County, about 140 miles northwest of L.A. in the heart of Santa Ynez wine country.

From the outside, The Victorian Mansion looks for all the world like a quaint little country retreat but inside those four walls lies six incredibly themed rooms.

Each masterfully designed to transport you into a fantasy world, guests have a choice of:

• Roman Suite
• Egyptian Suite
• French Suite
• Pirate Suite
• Gypsy Suite
• 50s Suite

With attention to detail in every room, each suite includes a hot tub for two, fireplace and private hidden bath as well as the usual amenities.

We particularly like the Pirate Suite where adventurous couples can play the parts of Captain and Cabin Boy/Girl or just get stuck into some swashbuckling adventures of their own.

Rock n Roll fans will also love the 50s themed suite with its own Cadillac bed, ‘drive-in-movie screen’ and 50s style diner, snack-bar area.

A playground for adults who love to embrace roleplay, the Victorian Mansion is a sure-fire hit.

Phoenix Hotel (California)

601 Eddy St, San Francisco, CA 94109

www.phoenixsf.com

Better known as THE hotel landing pad for rock n roll royalty as diverse as Kurt Cobain and David Bowie, the Phoenix Hotel in San Fran is a MUST visit venue for all rule breakers.

Originally opened in 1956 and renovated in 1987, the hotel is a Mecca for artists, musicians as and creative ‘vagrants’.

As a result, the whole place has a kinky (but retro) edge to it.

Most rooms overlook the central heated pool area which evokes the 1950s motor-court hotel era; perfect for roleplaying couples who want to walk in the footsteps of their idols.

For us, the King Suite is the jewel in the crown of saucy rooms and has a private balcony on the second floor, a separate living room and king bed. Framed by deep red strip lights, the mood is set to make your own history between the sheets… ‘fly high, burn bright’.

The Madonna Inn (California)

100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405, USA

www.madonnainn.com

An interesting and huge selection of themed rooms awaits adventurous guests seeking a kinky getaway in the heart of California.

Located halfway between Los Angeles and San Francisco on Highway 1010, The Madonna Inn originally opened in 1958. Since then they have been building a worldclass reputation for fantasy fuelled hospitality.

With 110 rooms, each with their own unique designs, you can choose to stay in anything from a tack room or captain’s bridge to an old fashioned 50s bedroom or golfer’s themed suite.

That some of these rooms look like they are more at home as sets on 80s TV shows like Roseanne or The Wonder Years is fair comment but there is no doubting you can get kinky AF in some.

We think the Yahoo Rock Waterfall Shower Suite is just the ticket to get you off to a kinky start. Complete with authentic buckboard bed and stuffed with family memorabilia from the Old West, you’ll be playing Cowboys in no time in this rock walled wonderland.

The resort has its own restaurant, bakery and award-winning day spa plus they arrange plenty of activities including local horseback trail riding around the local mountainside. Plus with hiking, biking and a fitness center plus tennis courts there is lots to keep you energetic during the day as well as the night.

Stay and Play (California)

Downtown Los Angeles, California

www.lastayandplay.com

This ‘unique and alternative vacation residence for unique and alternative people’ is a modern loft with six different play rooms.

Whether arranging a weekend break or a longer stay, guests can enjoy free Wi-fi, a full kitchen, on-site parking and laundry facilities.

Choose from the Interrogation Station with its corporal accessories or the Scarlet Boudoir with a cage at the foot of the bed. How about the Gilden Parlor with ‘human furniture’?

Located in Downtown Los Angeles, Motel 6 it ain’t but with the help of a cupboard full of torture toys, it could be your next favorite hospitality chain.

InnThrall, Reading (Pennsylvania)

Reading, Pennsylvania

https://innthrall.com/

Situated about an hours’ drive from Philadelphia near the city of Reading in Southern PA, InnThrall is a kinky little B&B with plenty to recommend it.

Here you’ll find a selection of rooms in the Inner Sanctum including the master suite complete with four-poster canopied bed. Adorned with fetish-tastic silk and brocade fabrics it’s the perfect place to unwind after a trip to the B&B’s own Libertine Hall.

An 800 sq ft play area complete with erotic art gallery and dressing area there are toys galore to play with. Maybe you fancy the medical play zone or suspension rig? What about the sex sling or fucking machine? St Andrew’s Cross more your scene?

Take your pick, there’s plenty to explore here and InnThrall even has its own indoor heated swimming pool… just in case your kinky exertions lead you sore.

It’s a secluded little getaway set in acres and acres of forest land, perfect for kinksters who like a spooky midnight stroll.

And just in case you need nay help with the abundance of fetish equipment on offer, the InnKeeper is an experienced femdom, on hand if you need for some BDSM advice.

Ravenwood Castle (Ohio)

65666 Bethel Rd, New Plymouth, OH 45654

www.ravenwoodcastle.com

Our next kinky hotel room is out in the Buckeye State and looks, as you’d expect from the name, like a medieval castle.

Fittingly, there are a choice of themed rooms at the resort including cottages which look like you’ve stepped back in time to Ye Olde England to cabins and coach houses.

All offer guests a great way to embrace some fantasy roleplay but we like the look of the Duke’s Dungeon in the main castle.

Obviously, like any good dungeon, it’s at the lowest level but isn’t quite subterranean. Instead, guests get a faux stone wall to offset their patio and garden. But it’s the unique bed complete with stocks which should set your kink-senses tingling.

The room is also fitted with a fireplace for some added authenticity.

Cove Haven Resort (Pennsylvania)

312 Woodland Rd, Mt Pocono, PA 18344

www.covepoconoresorts.com

The Pocono Mountains are a rural idyll getaway for many couples but the Cove Have Resort in Lakeside is a rare find.

Only taking bookings from couples, the whole retreat is aimed at romance and setting a sexy scene.

They achieve this through activities and special dining packages along with spicy entertainment.

But it’s in the rooms themselves where this romantic manipulation is most evident.

Cove Haven Resort has several choices of suite available. Some have round beds and mirrored ceilings whilst others have two-person hot tubs but it’s the Champage Tower which has earned the resort a place in our list.

Yes, there’s a great bed underneath a starlit celestial ceiling along with a cozy log-burning fireplace. And guests have their own heart shaped, glass enclosed, private pool and dry sauna.

The mirrored, curved headboard also adds a touch of kink but it’s the seven foot high whirlpool bath for two shaped like a cocktail glass which makes this room stand out!

And this feature isn’t in its own bathroom. No, it sits right in the middle of the living room!

It’s quite something to behold and definitely not recommended if you suffer from vertigo!

The Heathman Hotel (Oregon)

1001 SW Broadway, Portland, OR 97205

www.provenancehotels.com/the-heathman-hotel/rooms/penthouse

Made famous by featuring in the novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, guests at The Heathman used to be able to take advantage of the hotel offering lite BDSM packages.

Though these are no longer available, it’s still a bit of a kinky getaway to tread in the literary footsteps of the BDSM icon, Christian Grey.

The hotel’s Grand Suite was used by the author E L James and features some pretty vivid moments that any fans would dearly love to recreate.

This luxury 1,200 sq ft penthouse comes with a cozy gas fireplace, two-person jacuzzi tub and king bed.

Completed by stunning views across Broadway and Salmon, it might have been a fiction but you can make this BDSM classic into your own reality.

Just don’t forget your lines:

“Why don’t you like to be touched” Ana whispered, staring up into soft grey eyes.

“Because I’m fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”

Oh, and if you’re in town on an E L Jams pilgrimage then the hotel is conveniently located just a three-minute walk from that other infamous 50 Shades location, the Portland Art Museum.

Hotel ZaZa (Texas)

2332 Leonard St, Dallas, TX 75201

www.hotelzaza.com/dallas/

Hotel ZaZa operates several boutique venues in Texas including one in Dallas, one in Austin and two in Houston.

The brand offers a unique collection of concept suites but it is the Downtown Dallas hotel which caught our eye.

Aptly named, The Erotic Suite, this accommodation sets the scene perfectly however kinky you wanna be.

Complete with an oversized whirlpool tub begin enough for two to share, plenty of erotic artwork and sexy furs and silks, this is a plush and luxurious getaway.

What we love about the Hotel ZaZa is that they conveniently stock ‘intimacy’  kits in the minibar. They’ve thought of everything!

Palms Casino Resort (Nevada)

4321 W Flamingo Rd, Las Vegas, NV 89103

www.palms.com/stay/theme-suites

Sexy Las Vegas is pure heaven for fantasy themed hotel rooms and we have plenty of options to make your stay here in Sin City a lot more sinful.

First up is the Palms Casino Resort which has a selection of themed rooms available to book including the Make Good Choices Suite.

Whether you’re ready to behave or not, this grand room has floor to ceiling views over Las Vegas and comes with a king size bed, 4-seat bar and in-suite photo booth.

The bathroom includes a deep soak tub, walk in steam shower and is fitted with marble for the ultimate in luxury.

With an optional connector room for when that party spills over into the next day, the suite is one of several designed to give high rollers a taste of the best.

Other choices of room include a personal bowling alley, basketball court or cinema suite.

Perhaps not the kinkiest room in our roundup but several which should make you feel more adventurous.

The Artisan Hotel (Nevada)

1501 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89102

https://artisanhotel.com/

A hotel in Las Vegas that doesn’t have gaming?! You’re kidding, right?

Nope. The Artisan is very much a retreat in Sin City for those folk who want to stay somewhere grown up but away from the neon-lit hustle and bustle of Vegas.

The place keeps it guests entertained with a sexy bar and lounge, fitness center and European pool plus tapas restaurant. But it’s the rooms and suites here that will have you booking for your next sexy getaway.

A boutique hotel, all of the rooms are individually designed and are sexy AF.

We particularly like the look of the Masterpiece Suite, a grand and palatial space of 1100 sq ft including a living room with pool table and bar.

But perhaps the kinkiest part of this suite is the fact that there are mirrors everywhere!

And this isn’t just a mirrored ceiling job but an artistic design of framed and grand looking mirrors mounted all over.

Including one directly over the pool table!

The unique art collection should also get you in the mood and includes plenty of erotic images.

Their other suites are equally as sexy and inviting but the Masterpiece Suite is a masterpiece of kinky hotel room design.

SAHARA (Nevada)

2535 S Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89109

www.saharalasvegas.com

Situated in the iconic and AAA, four-diamond Alexandria Tower, this next suite is the height of decadence and luxury.

Designed by Lenny Kravitz and complete with edgy touches, this 1,267 sq ft suite includes sweeping views over Downtown Vegas.

With separate living room and bathroom, the king size bed dominates the bedroom and is set against a backdrop of contemporary Baroque stylings.

It’s a one-of-a-kind suite that offers an alternative kind of sexy getaway whilst embracing fantasy.

TWA Hotel (New York)

One Idlewild Drive, New York, NY11430

www.twahotel.com

New York has plenty of fantasy fuelled hotel rooms from luxury boutiques to kinky suites but our first choice is a themed hotel which will tick plenty of boxes for roleplay enthusiasts.

JFK’s only airport hotel, this retro 60s venue includes rooms with runway views and magnificent airside, even some of the standard rooms.

All fitted with authentic mid-century furnishings and retro accessories, its like an homage to the airport. So, if you’ve harbored a fetish for getting it on in a departure lounge whilst planes taxi outside then this could be the closest you get, without being arrested.

Not only that but with floor to ceiling windows overlooking JFKs airside operations, you’ll need to draw the blinds. Unless you want to give departing passengers an interesting way to remember New York?!

With a rooftop pool, Roll-A-Rama tarmac skate rink, retails shops and the world’s largest hotel gym, the TWA Hotel covers 50,000 sq ft of space, all helping to re-ignite your passion for the jet-age.

The Liberty Inn (New York)

51 10th Ave, New York, NY 10014

https://libertyinnnyc.com/

Just a few minutes’ walk from the NYC Chelsea Market you’ll find this great little hotel, voted one of the most romantic getaways in the Big Apple.

But what makes this destination so kinky is that it’s actually a love motel.

With rooms available to hire for just a couple of hours, guests can check in and out for a quickie.

Established more than 40 years ago, the Liberty Inn is one of the original US love motels and there’s a great choice of rooms that have all been designed with sex in mind.

From those with mirrored ceilings above the bed and mood lighting to passionate décor and artwork, all rooms include position pillows to help you achieve next level Kama Sutra PLUS access to the free in-house XXX entertainment video system.

Interlude rooms also include two-person jacuzzi tubs.

We love this hotel, not just for its libertine approach to hotel room hire but it’s not a bad location either and many of the rooms have iconic views over the Hudson River.

Kew Motor Inn (New York)

139-01 Grand Central Parkway, Kew Gardens Hills, NY 11435, USA

https://kewmotorinn.com/

Another love motel in the heart of New York City, you can find the Kew Motor Inn slap bang in the middle of Queens.

With rooms available to rent for short stays (by the hour) or for longer kinky getaways, there are plenty of unique themes to choose from.

At the more vanilla end of the market, guests can plump for their own Love Nest or a room which has been designed around Arabian Nights or even a Safari but we like the look of the Mirrored Room.

Not just offering up guests a reflection of themselves in the ceiling but wall to wall mirrors, there isn’t an angle you can’t see yourself from in this suite.

There’s also a cocktail lounge and jacuzzi room on site with free HBO, parking and wi-fi.

The Standard High Line (New York)

848 Washington St, New York, NY 10014

www.standardhotels.com/new-york/properties/high-line

One of two Standards in Gotham and one of two on our list for this unique chain of hotels.

Just like the Liberty Inn, the High Line sits in the Meatpacking District of New York and has commanding views over the Hudson River.

And nowhere can you appreciate these more than in our next choice of kinky hotel room, the Liberty Suite.

A 575 sq ft adults’ playground complete with wood panelled walls and a seven ft round bed this is one suave and sophisticated suite.

As well as a fully stocked wet bar, walk in shower for two and platform lounging areas, the floor to ceiling windows gives you amazing views out to Downtown Manhattan.

And there’s nowhere better to check this out from than the and teacup bathtub for two which sits in full view.

Not only is this a luxury getaway for couples hitting New York but makes for a perfect spot for some exhibitionism.

Designer Inn & Suites (Iowa)

403 US-30 Business, Toledo, IA 52342, USA

www.designerinnandsuites.com

Though just a two-star motel in Toledo, the Designer Inn & Suites hotel offers up a surprising little collection of kinky rooms.

With several choices available, guests could find themselves staying in a fantasy setting at a fraction of the cost of some of our other selections.

Fancy staying a night inside an igloo? The Northern Nights room is based on a frozen wasteland and comes complete with snowshoes, penguin motifs and an arctic ice blue and white interior. Doors are even arched to accentuate the feeling of being inside an icehouse.

What about a rainforest or Roman retreat? There’s even an OTT heart-shaped bed with mirrored ceiling complete with whirlpool bath in the same room.

We also like the look of the Crystal Cave, a room designed to feel under as though you are sleeping at the center of the Earth. The walls look hewn from bedrock and there’s some wild leopard-print soft furnishings to bring our your inner Neanderthal.

Don Q Inn (Wisconsin)

3658 WI-23 North, Dodgeville, WI 53533

www.donqinn.net

Another hotel specializing in fantasy themed suites, the Don Q Inn in Dodgeville, Wisconsin is guaranteed to offer guests a memorable experience.

There are 25 rooms to choose from some of which are pretty standard but some of their fantasy suites are, quite literally, out of this world.

Two are based on NASA’s Gemini Capsule program so you can experience what it would like to have some kinky fun on the moon.

Other options include a Geisha’s Garden, Jungle Safari, Caesar’s Court and even a couple of caves (prehistoric and ice).

All great rooms to indulge yourself in a little roleplay in but Cupid’s Corner with its mirrored ceiling, heart shaped bed and black marble whirlpool bath might just sway the traditionalists.

Alongside their choice of uniquely themed hotel rooms, guests can also check out a couple of other cool features and amenities at the Don Q Inn.

So, yeah there’s an indoor/outdoor pool with whirlpool but there’s also a real-life Boeing C-97 right outside. It’s a great landmark to make sure guests don’t miss their turn but it also makes a great spot for a selfie – just be sure to check out Farah Fawcett’s signature on the fuselage. She signed it after making a TV commercial here way back.

Hotel J (Wisconsin)

​2620 S. Packerland Dr, Green Bay, WI 54313

www.hoteljgb.com

This next hotel over in Wisconsin offers couples some great packages for date nights which include the usual champagne, chocolates and roses with some added lotion and bath salts thrown in.

All very standard stuff but what about if your room was booked in one of their fantasy themed suites?

Yes, Hotel J offers a selection of rooms, each with a whirlpool bath right at the center of the action but decorated to give you a kinky twist on your stay.

There are eight rooms to choose from including:

• Woodland Lodge
• Caesar’s Palace
• Tuscan Villa
• Paris Suite
• Rainforest

Along with some luxury options we like the look of the Jungle Suite to bring out your wild side. With wall-to-wall leopard print carpet and a four poster king bed with draped nets you can slip into the mirror-walled tub and let nature take its kinky course.

The room has high vaulted ceilings, a kitchen area and its own private patio.

With a heated indoor pool and complimentary guest passes to the Bellin Fitness Center, Hotel J has some good amenities for when you tire of jungle life.

Wildwood Inn (Kentucky)

7809 US-42, Florence, KY 41042

https://wildwood-inn.com/

Another neat little themed hotel with plenty of styles of room to indulge your fantasies in.

We’ll pass on the Cupid Suite with its two-person spa bath and red and white décor but we could probably be tempted by the rest of their range.

We particularly like the Rustic Suite which comes complete with a genuine 1948 Ford Pickup Truck as your bed. So, if you never got the chance to get jiggy in the back of a vehicle in your youth, now’s your chance.

There’s also an outhouse and a spa tub so you can taste the hillbilly lifestyle.

Another great choice is the Pirate Ship which will have you swinging from the main sail in next to no time but other options at the Wildwood Inn include:

• Safari Village
• Oriental Suite
• Nautical Suite
• Kentucky, New Mexico or Arizona Cave
• Venetian Suite
• Ice Cave

But if fixing to have a kinky weekend in a motor is still swaying you then perhaps you’d prefer the Happy Days Suite.

Transporting you right back to the 1950s, this room has a 1959 Cadillac Convertible plum center as your very own Queen size bed. With your very own diner included along with some great touches of retro accessorizing, this room is another one which will put gas in your tank.

The Standard Spa (Florida)

40 Island Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139

www.standardhotels.com/miami/properties/miami-beach

This next choice of hotel room might not seem especially kinky but the fact that this spa resort is an 18+ (21+ check-in) then you kind of know what kind of vacation you are booking.

No, this isn’t a swingers resort but it’s definitely a luxury party paradise for 18-30 year olds looking to stay on Miami Beach.

All the rooms here at the Standard Spa have comfy daybeds, waterfall hot tubs and spa rain showers plus guests can take advantage of views over Biscayne Bay.

The Bay View Suite is the best place to do this and includes sweeping water views which will make you think they’ve resurrected Miami Vice.

With a freestanding, Victorian claw-footed tub and your own private terrace, this spa hotel might not be the kinkiest choice on our list but it does offer up a naughty slice of luxury vanilla.

Red Carpet Inn & Fanta Suites Hotel (Indiana)

1117 East Main St, Greenwood, IN 46143

www.greenwoodfantasuites.com

This fantastic collection of fantasy hotel rooms is like a theme park for adults and the Red Carpet Inn offers a huge choice.

Get your kink on in one of their amazing selection of suites which range from the wild to the ridiculous!

Why not try the Alien Invasion suite where the flying saucer bed will transport you into outer space for a sci-fi adventure!

Or how about the Arabian Nights themed room where you can stay inside a sheik’s tent complete with a unique 10-sided bed and an overhead mirror.

What about Cupid’s Corner with its heart-shaped bed which also comes with a mirrored ceiling?

Or maybe you could try out the Pink Cadillac room with a full size vintage pink “Caddy” fitted with a queen-size bed.

Other themed options include:

• Caesar’s Court
• Casino Royale
• Le Cave
• Geisha Garden
• Indy 500
• Jungle Safari
• Medieval Castle
• Northern Lights
• Pharaoh’s Chambers
• Sherwood Forest
• Space Odyssey
• Venetian Holiday
• Victorian
• Wild, Wild West

We quite like the idea of perverting a classic fairy tale in the Cinderella Suite. A queen size bed is hidden inside a ‘horse’ drawn carriage and there’s even a “glass slipper” whirlpool surrounded by mirrors!

Europe

Our next stop is to the Old Continent, home to a varied mix of countries including Western nations like the United Kingdom, France and Germany.

The Brighton Erotic Boudoir (Brighton, UK)

Central Brighton, England, UK

https://brightoneroticboudoir.com/

We kick off in one of the UK’s most liberated cities, not London but, Brighton.

Situated on the South coast of England and well known throughout the country as being the UK’s LGBTQ+ capital, this kinky adults playground is perfect for a naughty getaway.

This luxuriously decadent space is a treat for any kinksters who stay here and no detail has been overlooked. From the wall-mounted, gold plated dildo coat hooks to the prison-cell style bathroom tiling, everything screams KINKY!

The boudoir includes a huge black metal framed bed with gold satin headboard and ceiling mounted mirror but guests get full access to all areas of this well-appointed complex.

This includes the medical play room, dungeon and wet room.

They also get to play with a decent collection of toys and equipment but more experienced BDSM players can request for extra.

This includes everything from gas masks, hoods and humblers to crops, paddles and canes. There’s also inverted suspension capabilities, a St Andrew’s Cross and the usual slings, benches and cells. Oh, and a fucking machine!

As you’d expect, the privacy of guests in this kind of B&B is paramount so the full address is only revealed to those with a confirmed booking.

Hotel Pelirocco (Brighton, UK)

10 Regency Square, Brighton BN1 2FG

www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk

Our second hotel in Brighton is the Hotel Pelirocco, the city’s original Rock n Roll boutique B&B.

With 19 individually designed rooms to choose, each with their own theme, the Pelirocco is a popular choice for Brits looking for a sexy getaway.

There’s a choice of single, double and triple rooms and plenty are fun but pretty vanilla so our choices boil down to three options.

The first is the hotel’s flagship suite, the Lover’s Lair; a three-room suite with 8’ round bed, mirrored ceiling canopy and stripper’s pole. There’s a separate living room and a bathroom with a double-seater plunge bath.

Alternatively, you could always opt for the Nookii Room, a cheeky little place to stay with a cast-iron bed, peep shower curtain seating area and double-occupancy shower.

Our last choice would be the Koibito Love lounge which is styled on a Japanese love hotel. With a raised bamboo platform bed, deep square bath and cascade shower, the views out over the Regency Square and English Sea are worth it.

Optional extras available to book for your stay include massages on site, boudoir photography (no funny business!) and the inclusion of a Koibito Love Hamper.

These fantastic little gift boxes are perfect for a saucy stay away and include sex toys, lotions and potions. There’s a choice of six different boxes ranging in price from budget to luxury.

The Crazy Bear Hotel (Beaconsfield, UK)

Wycombe End, Beaconsfield HP9 1LX

https://crazybeargroup.co.uk/

One of two hotels operated by Crazy Bear, their Beaconsfield venue is set inside a 15^th Century coaching house.

Now, before you start imagining a quaint olde English hideaway with fussy stately home antiques and wood panels, let’s stop you right there.

This is NOT your typical country pile of bricks but is, instead, an eccentric and luxurious palace stuffed with quirky features.

From the moment you enter, you know you’re somewhere kinky indeed. Guests are greeted by eyes of a dozen stuffed animals including zebras, giraffes and peacocks, all mounted on the walls which surround a crystal lined lobby complete with sweeping staircase.

The bar, terrace and two restaurants are equally as freakish yet classy and there is a definite air of aristocratic fetishes going on here.

The Crazy Bear has dozens of suites available to book from small rooms to deluxe and superior apartments.

Each are individually styled and evoke maximum kink with plush fabrics, sumptuous colors and rich textures. All come with en-suite wet rooms and some also have freestanding slipper tubs.

The place, truly, has to be seen to be believed for its sheer decadence and flair; suffice to say that if Joan Collins was a hotel then she would be this one.

The Mandrake (London, UK)

20-21 Newman St, London W1T 1PG

www.themandrake.com

This stylish boutique hotel in the heart of the UK’s capital is a bohemian oasis offering guests an eclectic selection of rooms and suites.

For visitors who have deep pockets, the penthouse suite might just be one of the most decadent ways to experience London. Guests can recline in their own six-person jacuzzi under a retractable roof to take in the skyline underneath the stars.

At around $3500 per night though it might be out of some of our leagues but if you can afford this luxury then you’ll be joining a list of celebrity guests.

For half the price we like the look of the Mandrake Suite instead.

Sure, its still pretty pricey but you get a kinky indoor/outdoor experience here with a Bedouin style tented bed, sexy velvet and satin drapery created your own cocoon.

The room also has its own free-standing claw-foot tub to sink into.

The hotel itself attracts a unique bunch of guests who come for the destination cocktail bars and South American restaurant. Perfect for setting that saucy scene before bedtime.

Karma Sanctum Soho (London, UK)

20 Warwick St, London W1B 5NF

https://sanctumsoho.com/

This stylish and elegant hotel in the heart of London’s infamous bohemian district of Soho has plenty to commend it.

From the alfresco rooftop jacuzzi to the cocktail bar and Japanese eatery run by a Michelin-starred chef but we think the Junior Suite here is worth a second look all on its own.

Inspired by a modern take on the classic art-deco style, the room has mirror tiled columns and a freestanding bath shrouded by a peekaboo metallic curtain.

Sitting atop glowing crystals, the tub freely stands in the bedroom itself so there’s no privacy from your partner whilst you scrub up.

Perfectly located for all the main sites in the West End, the Karma Sanctum has been named one of the must-stay destinations in the UK’s capital.

Malmaison (Oxford, UK)

Oxford Castle, 3 New Rd, Oxford OX1 1AY

www.malmaison.com/locations/oxford/

Fancy spending a kinky night behind bars?

Well, here in the English city of Oxford, the quirky hotel chain Malmaison has converted a former prison to be a hotel.

With more than 90 rooms, many are still situated in the old A-wing, an austere and imposing, two-storey jail hall with original cell doors.

Guests can choose from Standard or Club Cell Rooms and although they have been renovated with modern fittings, they retain all the old-world charm of an authentic British prison.

The rest of the hotel offers some bigger and more luxurious suites but they just don’t compete when it comes to kink-appeal.

The Secret Dungeon (High Wycombe, UK)

www.thesecretdungeon.co.uk

Another hidden gem in the heart of the UK’s Chilterns, the Secret Dungeon is a self-contained bolthole for BDSM enthusiasts.

Up to four guests can stay and play in this professional quality dungeon which comes equipped with everything from whips, chains and paddles to impalers, benches and cages.

Along with the furniture and hardware there are also plenty toys to get stuck into including a couple of fucking machines.

No stay would be complete without a comfortable bed and you’ll get the night of your life in a four-poster bed. The mirrored ceiling might keep your mind on anything but sleep though.

Guests can also enjoy the alfresco hot tub on their own private patio.

A modern kitchen and bathroom which includes walk-in shower and underfloor heating completes this stylish pad.

It might be Buckinghamshire’s best kept secret but secrets are meant to be shared, right?

Love Hôtel à Paris (Paris, France)

88 Rue Saint-Denis, 75001 Paris, France

https://lovehotelaparis.fr/

Designed on the Asian concept of love hotels with rooms available to rent by the hour (!), this Parisian hotel offers 19 different themed short staycations.

Elegantly decorated and unique in style with plenty of kinky extras, there’s a lot here to adore about this European love hotel.

Choose from an exotic beach or beguiling middle-eastern palace, adventurous safari lodge or the oriental blue Bombay.

From lavish and rich golden or silvery love cocoons to edgy boudoirs with tattoo graffiti, it’s a rich playground for anyone seeking a hotel with some added spice.

Of course, The Cage room is ‘bound’ to interest travelling BDSM enthusiasts. With its red and black bed, hidden mirrors and cage, it’s a home from home for kinksters.

SM accessory boxes are optional with all rooms and include the original ‘7 deadly sins’ from Paris with Love!

Sinner Hotel (Paris, France)

116 Rue du Temple, 75003 Paris, France

https://sinnerparis.com/

Another Parisian hotel with more than l’amour on its mind, the Sinner breaks the mould of traditional city getaways.

It’s a sexy hotel that oozes kinky charm and attracts the kind of people who enjoy the dark side of life. From the crypt which greets visitors in the reception lobby to the moody ambiance of the bar, it’s a place that will help you set the scene for your wild weekend.

The blood red corridors are dark and ambient, lit only by the glass stained windows and lead you on and up to a hedonistic treat.

The rooms are less kinky by comparison and are light, airy and modern but with a few hidden surprises!!

With an on-site spa, bar and restaurant plus its own eclectic library, the Sinner has everything you need for a luxurious and relaxing stay.

The Kinky Suite (Amsterdam)

https://thesuite.amsterdam/en/

We love a kinky hotel that is unashamed about what it offers and this three floor B&B in the heart of the world’s most infamous red light district is proud of what it is.

A luxurious and erotic bed and breakfast, guests can enjoy all the facilities on site which include a first floor lounge and open plan kitchen plus a second floor bedroom with kinky master bed and decadent jacuzzi bathroom.

But its on the third floor where you can really unleash your hidden desires.

Guests can enjoy this attic stuffed with fetish toys and equipment to make your holiday in the Netherlands a memorable one.

Provocateur Hotel (Germany)

Brandenburgische Str. 21, 10707 Berlin, Germany

www.provocateur-hotel.com

The Provocateur Hotel is a creative and unique central Berlin hotel with a touch of sexy flair that outshines its rivals. Fitting for a country considered by many to be the kinkiest in the world!

All of the of the rooms go beyond the standard and the traditional but it’s the clever introduction of the angled bed mirrors in their Classic Suites which make this boutique hotel a little kinky.

Opt for an upgrade to their Deluxe and you can experience a level of luxury that will leave you purring like a sex kitten.

But with some help for that just order one of the hotel’s l’amour Packages. This neat little upgrade to your room gives you champagne, chocolate covered fruits and a Time to Tease bedroom set. They’ll even scatter the bed with rose petals before your arrival.

V8 Hotel (Germany)

Charles-Lindbergh-Platz 1, 71034 Böblingen, Germany

www.v8hotel.de

Opened in 2018, the V8 Hotel is an homage to the motor industry of this region of Germany.

And whilst most visitors here are on a mecca to experience the automotive pleasures of the museum or enjoy driving experiences in premium cars, it’s the hotel rooms which attract some motorheads.

The V8 has a selection of themed rooms in which guests can sleep inside converted car/beds including BMWs, Jaguars and Mercedes.

There’s even a room with a Morris Minor complete with the legs of a ‘mechanic’ poking out from under the hood.

Or what about staying inside a replica of the iconic ‘53’ VW Beetle from the Herbie movies?

There’s something nostalgic about these suites for those people who romanticize the golden age of motoring but there’s no denying how kinky some of these could get in the right hands.

Karosta Prison (Latvia)

Liepāja, Karosta, Invalīdu iela 4

https://karostascietums.lv/

Our next kinky hotel is an absolute dream come true for fetish fans who love the idea of a stay in an authentic Eastern European prison.

A former military prison, Karosta is the only hotel of its kind in Europe to open for tourists and, not only that, but as a hotel.

By day, this unique attraction runs plenty of historical tours, spy games and escape room activities but the daring few can also spend a night here.

Considered by many to be even more austere and imposing than Alcatraz guests get an extreme roleplay with their stay.

Treated like prisoners by the guards and ‘forced’ to sleep in a bare wooden board inside a cold cell, you’ll have to sign a waiver before you undertake this extreme adventure.

There are double occupancy cells available if you want to experience this as a couple.

Cherry Twins (Ukraine)

Saliutna St, 32, Kyiv, Ukraine, 02000

https://cherrytwins.com.ua/

Ukraine’s first (and only) hotel for role playing games, the Cherry Twins is a fantasy fueled setting for erotic adventures.

There are seven guest rooms to choose from here which should titivate the senses of even the most kinky travellers.

From The Queens Boudoir with its Regency elegance to the Torture Room with its bed equipped wih a cage beneath there’s something for everyone here.

BDSM does seem to be a popular choice for guests with additional suites offering plenty of kinky vacation fun including:

• The Interrogation Room (pictured)
• The Domination Room
• The Gothic

But with the addition of The Burlesque with its dancing pole and oversized stiletto chair or the Arabesque Harlem complete with tented bed there’s a choice to suit any taste.

Available to rent for shorter periods, the hotel is fast becoming a popular tourist destination so booking is essential.

The Adam & Eve (Turkey)

İskele Mevki, 07500 Serik/Antalya, Turkey

www.adamevehotel.com/EN/

Less of a hotel room but a whole resort packed full of adults only fun, a break at the Adam & Eve in Antalya, Turkey is guaranteed to be a sensual paradise.

All of their rooms are designed with sexiness in mind and include splashes of deep red against crisp white interiors. But it’s the sheer volume of mirrors in their suites alongside their communal pool terraces which make this a kinky paradise.

Oh, and throw in an open-plan bathroom with jacuzzi tub backed with mirrors and you get the picture.

As well as the sexy ambiance in the rooms, the hotel itself is pretty wild. With its 10,000 sq m lounge, 96m long atrium bar (the world’s largest by the way) and exceptional late night entertainment there’s tons of stuff to do at this resort.

Fitness fanatics will love the, not just one but, two Olympic sized swimming pools, spa and wellness center plus plentiful poolside activities.

But at night, the Adam & Eve resort really springs to life with live music, shows and parties.

A vacation for over 18s who want the best of both worlds, the Adam & Eve resort in Turkey will have you reaching for temptation.

Asia

Moving across to Asia we have a thrilling selection of saucy hotel rooms and getaway destinations for couples looking for some extra kink on their travels.

Banana State Fashion Hotel (Bangkok, Thailand)

55/1 Kanchanaphisek Rd, Bang Khu Wiang, Bang Kruai District, Nonthaburi 11130

www.bananastate.com

Fashion Hotels are a popular kind of themed love hotel and you can find them right across Asia, particularly in Japan.

Here in Thailand there are plenty to choose from as well but we liked the look of this particular one situated on the western edges of Bangkok.

With its own spa and karaoke rooms on site they have a couple of very kinky bedrooms that might be of interest including one which is based on a Boxing Ring.

Available to rent by the hour, there is also the pretty impressive Playboy Mansion Penthouse Suite.

Time Movement (Chiang Mai, Thailand)

117/19 Mueang Chiang Mai District, Chiang Mai 50300, Thailand

https://the-time-movement.business.site/

Another little themed Thai love hotel, this one based in Chiang Mai, Time Movement is open 24 hours to provide visitors with rooms by the hour.

There are nine themes you can choose from here and all are pretty kinky in their own way. From the Motor Room with its car/bed to the Underwater Room with touches of nautical kitsch, they’re all a lot of fun.

However, it’s definitely the the Stripper’s Suite with dancing pole and walls of mirrors which looks the most fun.

Definitely a place to swing by and spend some time in if you’re passing this way.

Hotel Alpha-in (Tokyo, Japan)

2 Chome-8-3 Higashiazabu, Minato City, Tokyo 106-0044, Japan

www.hotelalphain.com

One of the city’s most infamous SM love hotels, the Alpha-In has several room choices perfectly suited for a kinky stay.

And there’s plenty here to get excited about.

Arranged over six floors, each with a handful of unique rooms there are medical play rooms, dungeon-style suites and even authentic Shibari rope rooms.

Each comes with all the equipment and accessories you’ll need to make your stay a memorable one but how ‘pleasant’ this is, is down to you!

Like most love hotels, you can rent these rooms by the hour or for longer durations, as required.

Hotel Sara Sweet (Tokyo, Japan)

Kotobashi 4-12-2, Sumida-ku

https://sara-s-kinshicyo.jp/

In stark contrast to the Hotel Alpha-In, the Sara Sweet is more like staying inside a disco ball than a dungeon.

Another love hotel with rooms rented by the hour, all of the suites scream party time.

With plasma screen TVs, mini-fridges, smartphone sound systems/ and full AC, they are modern in design but have some saucy but sweet themes to choose from.

More suited to kinksters who love kitsch as opposed to leather, this themed hotel smacks you in the face with its ‘Japanese’ pop culture design.

Keibajo US Hotel (Niigata, Japan)

2594−3 Kizaki, Kita Ward, Niigata City

www.hotel-us.jp/keibajo

This modern Japanese love hotel in the city of Niigata is a popular local attraction as well as for Western tourists.

Guests here can choose from a nice range of fantasy play rooms, each perfect for some roleplay, including:

• Traditional Japanese House
• Japanese Prison
• School Classroom
• Construction Site
• Mongolian Yurt

We particularly like the kinky look of their Hospital Examination Room which comes complete with two ward beds, doctor/nurse station and plenty of suitable toys and equipment.

In total, there are 50 rooms you can select from and all are fitted with some pretty great standard amenities.

Anyway Boutique Themed Hotel (Hefei, China)

Building 16, 1912 Jindadi (Bar Street), Shushan District, Hefei, Anhui

The Anyway (Ai Wei) Boutique Theme Hotel in Hefei provides guests with a choice of 60+ rooms, each designed one of 14nidividual styles.

The hotel opened in 2011 and was one of the first of its kind in the city.

The Jail Room is a popular choice with its range of accessories, obligatory cell and suggestive toys plus a very comfortable waterbed to really get your session off to an adventurous start.

Other options include the Air-Raid Shelter, Pole-Dance Room and Dark Times Suite. There are other more vanilla choices with décor based on different European countries.

Guests don’t need to feel self-conscious when checking in as this part is all automated.

Sexy Resorts & Vacations for Libertines

Of course, all of these hotels are great for a wild weekend away with your partner but what about a longer vacation?

We’ve picked some swinger’s resorts and holiday destinations that can help you and your lover explore your libertine side.

Or maybe you’re single and want to take advantage of being a bull on tour?

Swingers & Libertine Travel Operators

The following companies offer a whole range of holiday packages designed exclusively for adults. Most are for lifestyle members only (e.g. the swingers community) but most offer naturist packages which are perfect for singles as well as couples.

• SDC Travel – The tour operator for one of the most popular swingers’ dating websites in the world, SDC runs plenty of events including week-long European parties in Italy, Crete and Ibiza. They also organize plenty of tours and cruises plus resort breaks in Cancun including the notorious Sexperience.
• LLV Club –Better known as the Luxury Lifestyle Vacations Club, this company offers some of the best accommodation that money can buy at some spectacular destinations. Most are located in and around the Caribbean or Cancun, Mexico but they also operate cruises and resorts in Europe.
• Aphrodite Travel – An agency specializing in swinger’s cruises, adult only and naturist vacations, Aphrodite operates in Jamaica, Mexico and Europe.
• Desire Cruises – This company owns its own resorts in Cancun, Mexico but Desire Cruises also run in Latin America and Europe.

Swinger’s Resorts

And finally, we have a couple of choices for all those lifestyle followers out there who really want to explore their wild side on vacation.

These resorts are all exclusive adults only venues which specialize in swingers holidays:

• Desire Riviera Maya Resort (Cancun, Mexico)
• Hedonism II: Negril (Jamaica)
• Le Jardin De Babylone (France)
• Le Jardin d’Eden (France)
• Le Nautilia (France)
• Le Rocher Du Secret – L’île du Levant (France)
• La Mirage Swingers (Gran Canaria)
• Venus Star Resort Sonnenland (Gran Canaria)
• Villa Atraides (Corfu, Greece)

All clothing optional kind of places, this is definitely as kinky as it gets!

Featured image via Wikimedia.