Want to know what the best adult apps and games to play are on your Apple device?
If you’ve got an iPhone and like playing adult games then it won’t have escaped your attention that there is a dearth of titles to download in the App Store. Apple has long had a stance of being family-friendly and has even positioned itself in the market as an ‘ethical distributor’, applying a very conservative approach to what you can (and can’t) access via the App Store.
In this feature, we take a look at why adult games are hard to source in the App Store and what you can find there at the moment. We also take a retrospective look at some titles which, notoriously, managed to slip through the net plus how to play popular adult games via the iPhone browser.
Why Are Adult Apps Hard To Find on iPhone?
Former boss of Apple, the late Steve Jobs, strongly believed that the corporation had a moral duty to combat porn access using their products. As a result, the App Store has long been devoid of apps which could be perceived as ‘pornographic’. Of course, that hasn’t stopped the availability of legitimate adult apps such as instructional guides to the Kama Sutra, saucy card games and even some popular games like Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
Current SEO of Apple, Tim Cook has been a little more relaxed over the company’s attitude towards the adult market but still maintains that the App Store should be free from adult material. Speaking to MSNBC in 2018, Cook said:
“We’re like the guy on the corner store. What you sell in that store says something about you, and if you don’t want to sell that other thing, you don’t sell it….It doesn’t mean that you can’t use an iPhone to go to your browser and go to some porno site, if you want to do that…I’m not making fun of it! But I’m just saying that it’s not what we want to put in our store. We want kids to go to the store, right, because kids – there’s a lot of learning, education apps in the store.”
Of course, Apple’s anti-porn stance was pretty effective when their products didn’t run Adobe Flash as websites who used this platform for video streaming had to release an app in order to be compatible. Now that you can play games in-browser, the Apple ban has become a moot point for many adult game developers.
So, what kinds of games and apps can you download for iPhone? Unfortunately, not that many but do not despair….we’ve found some great adult games you can play on your iPhone, in-browser (see below).
What Adult Games and Apps Are There on iPhone?
Despite this conservatism, there is actually quite a few varieties of adult apps available on iPhone but not that many games. Typically, adult content in the App Store is related to education or health and you can find titles like Sex Positions 3D, an app that lets you study popular Kama Sutra moves, Sex Games for Couples, a saucy, truth-or-dare style game to play in the bedroom with your partner and Sex Tips, a health advice app to improve your sex life.
In among these are the men’s magazine apps like FHM and Lifestyle Magazine which ostensibly offer pin up pics of half-naked models. Not to be sneezed at, of course, but not the adult games we are after.
And with these kinds of apps, you can find some adult games for iPhone which are quite engaging but not that dirty. They are certainly more ‘SFW’ than most adult games but that might be the idea if you are looking to download something that wont cause too much offense if your other work colleagues find it.
So, we’ve rounded up the best adult apps and games which are available for your iPhone. Don’t be disappointed that these are more cheeky than explicit as we’ve also provided a summary of the best in-browser games that you can play which are compatible with iOS (see below).
Inspired by the hugely popular card game, Cards Against Humanity, Evil Apples managed to get through the App Store obscenity filters because…technically…the game is quite clean.
Just like Cards Against Humanity, players get a question card with a blank for the answers. It is then up to you and your friends to replace the missing word with one from your deck to create the filthiest answer. For example, you might draw the question ‘Nothing excites a group of Catholic priests more than……’ and you get to choose a missing word from your deck of:
- A Frenchman with an unbuttoned shirt.
- A calloused hand job.
- Sucking Santa’s candy cane.
- A steam powered dildo.
Players get to vote on the funniest answer and the winner gets a point; first player to score seven points is the winner.
The app uses GPS to let you play with other people in the vicinity or you can add a group of friends using popular platforms like Twitter or Facebook.
A choose your own drama app that contains ‘Frequent/Intense Sexual Content or Nudity’, the Chapters game is actually quite addictive to play.
Basically, you select the story you want to be the central character in and then choose how the adventure unfolds. It’s primarily text-based so you read through the fiction and then make a decision at key points to determine what happens next.
There’s a lot of genres on Chapters including a new BDSM romance, The Duke and the Domina and some LGBT options too. Some of these novels are quite steamy and you will wonder how they got through the App Store filters.
It’s similar to (but not quite the same as) Choices, another app that offers unraveling adventures based on your answers to key questions.
Racy in places but not likely to make you a social pariah if anyone catches you playing it; however, the game is far more popular with the ladies….
Love Island: The Game
Originally broadcast in the UK, Love Island is due to hit TV screens in the U.S. and was commissioned in th the fall of 2018 by CBS. A reality dating show where contestants live in isolation on a tropical island, players couple up with each other at various points based on first impressions. As they get to know one another, the pairs have the opportunity to re-couple with singletons who don’t get matched being eliminated from the game.
The Love Island app is a fun virtual imagining of this TV format and contains mild sexual content and nudity and, according to Apple:
- Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humour
- Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
What In-Browser Games Can You Play on iPhone?
Fortunately, there are plenty of game developers who have produced titles that are compatible with the iPhone so you can play popular games on the go. Most of these have been developed for Windows PCs but have been adapted for mobile, therefore gameplay may not be the most intuitive and, unlike with an app, they can sometimes produce the odd glitch. We’ve picked some solid titles that offer a range of game styles and genres which are reportedly iOS compatible. They all come from some good name developers who provide excellent technical support. Most will need to be launched from Safari but some may require a different browser in order to get the best gaming experience.
The Nutaku gaming portal has a huge range of games that can be played in-browser and is the largest English-language site for hentai games. As well as offering PC, Mac and Linux games, they also offer a selection of their most popular titles for Android and for iOS. At the moment, this only extends to five titles for the iPhone but they are some of the best games the portal offers.
Kamihime Project R
An epic fantasy adventure saga, Kamihime Project R features sexy anime characters and plenty of hardcore hentai action as a reward for completing your missions. It’s based primarily on a battle genre of game and you must form an elite squad of warriors to compete with other teams. As you gain experience, you will unlock XXX scenes and build your in-game characters.
Beyond the gameplay itself, Kamihime Project R offers a large community of players to battle and network with. In fact there is a large fandom for the game which includes a dedicated site, the Harem Battle Club.
A clicker based dating sim, Fake Lay is all about faking it until you make it. Disguise yourself as a taxi driver, masseur or casting director to seduce the sexy female characters.
The aim of the game is to become the ultimate Casanova and create a harem of horny girls. Keep them happy to up your experience levels and unlock new XXX scenes.
An action-adventure game from Nutaku that is based around creating the largest harem possible, Harem Heroes is a popular title that also has a large fan community.
Level up by satisfying your girls and teaching them the basics of sexual satisfaction. Do this and you will be rewarded with plenty of erotic anime scenes.
A resource management game set in Pornwood, your role is as a pimp and your mission is to build a sex empire. Take on other gangs and muscle in on their patch as you claim the hottest girls on the streets. The game is saucy and tongue in cheek and is obviously inspired by the classic title, Leisure Suit Larry.
Sweet State is an addictive adult game that will help you while away a few hours whilst on the move and is fully compatible for iPhone.
Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena
A card battle RPG set in a futuristic Japan, Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena lets you progress through a scripted story whilst taking on powerful enemies. You must create the strongest deck to win your battles and aim for a top rank in order to unlock sexy anime sluts.
Lesson of Passion
Lesson of Passion is a dedicated adult gaming portal that offers a range of free Flash based games but also a lot of premium games. The current library of content includes a diverse mix of RPG titles ranging from contemporary parodies to some which are from the fantasy and fetish genres.
Graphics are high quality and offer some pretty exceptional XXX scenes, all rendered in 3D.
Though the free games can be a bit of fun, we couldn’t get them to launch in our iPhone’s browser. However, the team at Lesson of Passion do confirm that selected titles in their LOP Gold members only area are compatible with iPhones. Membership starts at $19.99 for a one-off monthly payment and the PC games are well worth this cost.
Furry Beach Club
The Furry Beach Club is an HTML5 game so can be played in-browser on your iOS device. The game is an interesting take on an adult dating sim where all the characters are animals (or furries). Yes, enter the world of erotic anthropomorphism where the foxes are foxy and pussies are more purrfect (groan, sorry).
The game is set in a beach resort which you can fully explore and interact with other characters in. Strike up a conversation and choose your responses to build a relationship. Get this right and you could be doing more than just chatting but fail to impress the furry in question and you will get shut down faster than a roach-infested bar. The game is free to play but features an in-game currency that will let you progress far more quickly by paying.
As far as XXX content goes, yes, it’s animated and yes, it is based on furries but there is something strangely addictive about gameplay that you may find yourself surprised by.
Sex World 3D
A new title from Porn Affs, this 3D sex sim game is reportedly compatible with mobile devices and offers the next-generation of realistic animation.
We’ve recently reviewed Sex World 3D for PC and the graphics look amazing plus there is even more customization than other similar games on the market. Though we haven’t experienced what it would be like on the iPhone, the PC version knocks many competitors out of the park so this one could be an instant classic.
Pirate Jessica is another game from Porn Affs that is fully mobile ready and offers a fantasy adventure RPG style experience. Its loosely based on the Pirates of the Caribbean but features far more nudity and graphic sex…as you would expect.
A sex-sim game at heart, you basically have to navigate through this adventure game by taking as many pleasures as you can. You control all of the action by a simple set of controls to toggle sexual positions, camera angles and more.
The game’s native environment is a Windows PC and though compatible with smartphones, there are some issues with responsiveness.
Featured image via Pixabay.